daffloudil:

when ur the hottest out of ur group of friends

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mcu meme | two avengers [1/2]  thor
↳ A wise king never seeks out war, but he must always be ready for it.

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

I am a lone wolf, and a vicious one. Don’t make me rip your throat out.Orange is the New Black (Season 2)

Kate Mckinnon photographed by Ari Scott 

sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

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mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)